Thursday, June 10, 2010

Lingerie Advert Genuinely Sexy Shocker!

Okay, so this is old news to most of you, but new news to me. During the Sunday-night lineup, both Fox and CNN apparently refused to air this lingerie ad because it featured a 'plus sized' model.

The reason was that it 'wasn't appropriate' for a family audience - yet they frequently squeezed ads for Victoria's Secret in there (and earlier in the daytime) which featured women wearing considerably racier attire.

Why I believe the ad was banned? Because it's genuinely sexy.

I'll admit I don't raise an eyebrow watching the Victoria's Secret ads. They're like background music to me - but this ad literally made my jaw drop open (and something else travel in the opposite direction.) It's simply hot.

Women with curves are hot - simple as that. Fox and friends won't put an advert like this on TV because it actually solicits the kind of reaction the Victoria's Secret ad is intended to (but doesn't.)

The only thing thing that annoys me is how this model is described as 'plus sized' when, as far as I'm concerned, she's absolutely regular sized.

Now I'm aware that to some women, this girl's shape is as unattainable as a supermodel's is (if they're girls who simply don't gain weight, like my ex.) Saying that 'this is how a woman is supposed to look' is the same bullshit, just in a different flavor (because women are supposed to look however they actually look.)

What I can say, though, is that this is how lingerie adverts are meant to make you feel - and it's sad that Fox and CNN were scared of actually facing that prospect.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

On Oral Love and Lockjaw: How Can I Come Quicker?

I love getting a blowjob.

There’s really nothing like the intimacy and eroticism of watching a beautiful girl lavishly slather your shaft in saliva – teasing you with her lips and tongue until you detonate. It’s indulgent, selfish and wonderful.

Sadly, I don’t get as many blowjobs as I’d like - because my wife thinks I deliberately take too long to come.

She loves giving blowjobs, and is astonishingly talented at them. Her mouth is like a warm, wet vacuum and she matches enthusiasm with a total lack of inhibition – hungrily slurping and sucking like my cock is the most delicious ice-lolly on the planet. But I’ll admit, it takes me a long time to come – to build up to that inevitable explosion that she gulps down so greedily.

She thinks I’m being selfish – that I enjoy her sucking my cock so much I deliberately hold off on climaxing (and give her lockjaw as a result.) This couldn’t be further from the truth. Although I wallow in the indulgent ecstasy of oral sex, I’m as eager to blow my load as she is.

This, though, is the reason why my wife’s increasingly reticent to go down on me. She’s a goal-oriented gal, my lovely lady, and once she starts sucking she wants to see the job through to the sticky end. Given the length of time I take to climax, though, that’s an epic task she’s increasingly unwilling to undertake.

I’m at my wits end. How do I speed myself to climax?

For the time being, I’m trying to train myself by quitting masturbation cold turkey (even if I rubbed one out more than twelve or eighteen hours earlier, it still strikes me that this might make me less inclined to climax - and the effortless control over pressure and speed a man gets used to with his own right hand can present even the most orally-gifted woman with a tough act to follow. I need to super-sensitize my shaft again.)

But is there anything else I can do? Anybody else have this problem?

I must be singularly the luckiest guy on earth – to be married to a girl who’s both talented and enthusiastic about going down on me. I certainly don’t want her to abandon her appetite for oral because I fail to ejaculate when expected.